How to know she is a girl and not a woman

How to know she is a girl and not a woman
How to know she is a girl and not a woman

Relax with me. This is a funny post: How to know she is a girl and not a woman?

1. Her favorite food is chips and chocolate.

2. Her favorite actress is Tonto Dikeh.

3. She confuses ego with dignity.

4. When you greet her she frowns and even ignores.

5. She says pweety, xoxo, gawxh, xaxa as in like, twitat, it with an English accent.

7. She flashes and please call me's you 57 times a day.

8. Her facebook name is Pweety- Haggalicious Shantel Gyalabubble when her real name is Victoria Orji or Falilat Aje.

9. She catches feelings when reading this!!!! Madem nkt!!!

10. And you, what do you think about them. Please write them in the comment. Thanks!