What will you do if I suddenly on your bed?

What will you do if I suddenly on your bed?
What will you do if I suddenly on your bed?

Maybe this will not be true, but if one day, it happened by chance, and what you will do? Please kindly reply me for test as the following situations below:

Assuming you just woke up in the mid night and you found me beside you, what will you do?

1. Shout
2. Run away
3. Call the police
4. Kiss me
5. Romance me
6. F**k me
7. Zex me to death
8. Preach for me
9. Send me out
10. Cook for me
11. Pray for me
12. Others cases

You can add your thoughts in the comment. I want to know what your character will be shown through your choices.

What is your answer? As for me, I will choose the number 6.